Thursday, January 31, 2008

Anna Sullivan stages VAC coup!

Not unlike our host country Bolivia, VAC celebrates it's third president in a year. Anna Sullivan (Basic San, B-45) deposed former President Mariscal Philip Chamberlain (IE, B-45) in a bloodless coup in the conference room on the 3rd floor of the central office in Cochabamba.

Madame President Sullivan is our first female VAC president since Elizabeth Schlessman (IE, B-36) and our shortest president since tracking of these useless statistics began. It's quite probable that she is the first married VAC president as well. First Gentleman Thomas Sullivan could not be reached for comment although it is assumed that he is happy for his wife and plans on using his new position as a bully pulpit to bring about Peace Corps Healthcare reform.

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